There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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