Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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