i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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