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• (845): View more from New York

  im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to

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  i wanted you to too

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• (661): View more from California

  So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?

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  I hate you.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.

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• (580): View more from Oklahoma

  Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.

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  She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  She's 90% sass and 10% boobs

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.

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