We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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