Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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