how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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