Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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