The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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