is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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