I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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