Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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