I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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