So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize