Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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