i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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