Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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