MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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