Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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