it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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