I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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