Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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