I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Moan for me like Helen Keller
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
How's work?
Spinning.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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