Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I wish i was in the wii world.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I have feelings that need drinking.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
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