The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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