if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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