just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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