Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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