You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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