She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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