did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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