I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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