I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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