At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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