The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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