Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
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