Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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