Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Randomize
