I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Come share oat with me in your robe
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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