I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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