Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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