My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
All I want is dick and wine.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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