Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
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