He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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