Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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