Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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