Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
just tell him i said nine months
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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