Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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