and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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