Dual....:-)
toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Holy sore nipples Batman
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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