She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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