there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
last night I used snow as a chaser
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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