ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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