Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Did you just see the Batmobile???
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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