new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
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