I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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