Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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