Don't you send me to vm
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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